Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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