Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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