Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i came on her dog
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
BRING THE BAGELS
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize