they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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