there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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