even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
