They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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