Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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