That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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