capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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