Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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