there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
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