everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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