Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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