He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
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