Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Randomize
