spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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