if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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