It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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