these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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