Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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