We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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