We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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