She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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