Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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