About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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