jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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