hell yes lets make some ravioli
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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