end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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