she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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