last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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