Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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