do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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