If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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