who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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