One girl and one boy is just not enough.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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