I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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