your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I supernannyed him into submission
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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