its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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