Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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