Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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