Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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