No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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