I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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