You made me cry and you don't even care
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Boobs are out for the taking
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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