Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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