Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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