..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
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