The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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