Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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