end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
