Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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