yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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