My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
