Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
it glows. i had to have it.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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